dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
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