Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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