I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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