yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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