Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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