I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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