i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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