dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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