Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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