I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Come share oat with me in your robe
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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