You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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