We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
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