I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
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