ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I have tasted many bathrooms
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