sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
