My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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