Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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