Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Randomize
