***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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