Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Is it because I queefed?
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
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