Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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