Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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