I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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