Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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