let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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