you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
he fucked my hip out of place.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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