Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
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