I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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