We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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