so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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