2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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