I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize