The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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