He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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