K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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