if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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