My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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