Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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