i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Randomize
