i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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