How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Randomize