Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Randomize
