you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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