"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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