Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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