Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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