these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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