So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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