Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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