she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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