no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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