At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
What a dumb baby whore.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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