she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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