I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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