holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
you never un-have a 4some
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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